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DUSTY IS BETTER THAN WET

A widow buys a quiet bird for a quiet house. The pet shop says dusty droppings are better than wet ones. By August, the town is counting the sick, and the bird is still eating.

from September 4, 2026

Pineshade Phantom

The river never forgets. Forty years ago, the town of Pineshade watched the masked killer known as the Phantom vanish into the black waters of the Silaq’tem. They told themselves it was over. They were wrong. Now Whispering Pines Amusement Park has turned the real murders into a multimillion-dollar haunted attraction—using the killer’s actual masks, weapons, and blood-stained relics. Opening night is coming. And so is the killing. Bodies appear staged like props. Survivors are hunted through fog-choked woods and forgotten tunnels. The Phantom has returned… but he is no longer alone. Something older walks with him. Q’ayitl—an ancient Salishan root spirit of balance twisted into endless hunger—has risen from the river. It possesses the broken and the guilty, transforming them into charred, regenerating vessels of vengeance. Brittany LaBar, the original final girl, carries her own buried sins. The curse has found a new home inside her. Together, she and the Phantom become something unstoppable. The only hope is the T’sekwi Blade, an ancient weapon that can sever the spirit’s hold—but it demands a terrible price. It can only be wielded by a soul who shares the same hunger… and is willing to bleed for redemption. Pineshade Slasher is classic masked-killer terror dragged into the deep roots of Pacific Northwest legend. Generational guilt. Profit from pain. An ancient curse that turns victims into monsters. The past doesn’t just haunt this town. It wears its face and walks again. The river is calling. Will you answer… or become part of the hunger?

from July 17, 2026

Erin Roberts’ Reluctant Slasher: Clown Shoes & Crimson Shadows

Some monsters wear masks. Erin Roberts just wears clown shoes. Erin Roberts never asked to be the world’s most sarcastic vampire hunter. He definitely didn’t ask to become president of the brand-new Vampire Hunter League of America. One chaotic book later, he’s stuck leading a team of colorful slashers, a snarky AI sidekick, and a family legacy soaked in ancient blood. When the first piece of the legendary Aetherheart—an artifact that can weaponize pure fear—surfaces in Washington D.C., Erin and his ragtag crew race the deadly Twilight Guild to claim it. Naturally, everything goes sideways. Botched heists. Dumpster-diving disasters. An unexpected partial vampire bite. Suddenly Erin is at the center of a supernatural war that stretches all the way back to Vlad the Impaler himself. From frozen Arctic labs to betrayal-filled vampire lairs, he must navigate ancient prophecies, rival clans, mind-reading violations… and the terrifying realization that the big bad might’ve just been the tutorial boss. With new allies, old grudges, and fangs of his own starting to emerge, the reluctant slasher is officially in too deep. Funny. Bloody. Packed with fourth-wall-breaking snark. Clown Shoes & Crimson Shadows is Deadpool meets Buffy with a heavy dose of 30 Days of Night and zero sparkle. Welcome to the family business.

from July 17, 2026

The Jester

When the cursed jester doll from an estate sale brings a legendary slasher killer to a coastal town of Westport, California, it awakens a legacy of horror that refuses to stay buried. Generations ago, Aleron—a jester betrayed by a king—laid a curse on the unjust. Now, his vengeance returns in the form of the legendary killer: part slasher, part supernatural force, all-consuming evil. As Halloween nears, Westport’s residents—teens looking for thrills, small-town families, TikTokers, and those running from their own secrets—find themselves entangled in a nightmare. The Jester doesn’t just kill; he feeds on guilt, secrets, and shame, turning confession into both a weapon and a salvation. Bodies pile up. Friends betray friends. The line between the living and the damned blurs. But in a town where the past is never truly dead, and the truth you hide can kill you, survival may come at the cost of your soul. The evil behind the mask is never quite gone—and confession may be the only way out. In Westport, some stories never die. And when the bells jingle, you’d better hope you have nothing to hide…

from May 28, 2026

Unfinished Bussiness

Ron Harper thought the worst thing that could happen in college was being invisible. Then he died—and it stuck. Now a ghost classified as an Unfinished Business Person, Ron is trapped in an afterlife run like a cosmic bureaucracy, where the only way out is solving his own murder. Teaming up with Jessica, another newly dead student with the same problem, Ron uncovers a terrifying truth: they weren’t killed by a person. They were hunted. A demonic entity known as “Darkness” is loose, possessing the living and leaving a trail of ritualistic murders in its wake. Worse, it’s not just killing for sport—it’s breaking ancient seals to escape a prison that holds back the end of the world. And its next target is Ron’s sister. With time running out, Ron must do the impossible: confront the thing that killed him, enter the body of its host, and stop it before it claims another life. But as angels, demons, and cosmic forces collide, one truth becomes clear— Some evils aren’t meant to be stopped. And some endings are already written.

from April 24, 2026