short story

THE LANDSCAPE HAS ABANDONMENT ISSUES

I am currently wedged in a ventilation duct that is precisely the width of my own optimism—which is to say, significantly narrower than it looked from the floor—arguing with a 17th-century oil painting. A merchant named Cornelius stares at me from across the room with judgmental intensity, while my target, a 1683 Dutch landscape, is suffering from what I can only describe as a four-decade-long case of clinical resignation. I have exactly ninety seconds before the night guard finishes his salt-and-vinegar chips to perform what I call an “unlicensed art therapy intervention” involving a grappling hook and a very expensive scarf. The cow in the painting hasn’t said a word, but we both know the truth. This fluorescent lighting in here is a moral travesty, and I’m the only one crazy enough to stage a rescue.

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Hotel California

A swooning rocked through her chest, letting the music course over her skin as she sang along. “You can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave.” Fyrn’s hips swayed as she mumbled the melody. She dove into the malaise of smoke and noise in the dimly lit space, tension dissipating. The heat of her embarrassment faded under the pretense of having a good time, rather than care what her voice sounded like above the murmur of the crowd. 

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Steamed Milk

The barista’s hand trembles slightly as she pours the oat milk, creating ripples that disturb the perfect rosetta she’d attempted in Marcus’s latte. He watches intently, notebook open beside his gluten-free muffin, pen poised. Surely there’s something profound in this moment – the way the foam dissolves, perhaps, like the dissolution of dreams in the

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The City’s Hidden Magick

“Gertrude didn’t need to be told twice. Clutching the book to her chest as if it were the most precious thing in the world, she turned and ran out of the room, back down the alley, and into the rain-soaked streets. But now, everything looked different. The neon signs seemed to spell out messages meant only for her. The puddles on the ground reflected impossible landscapes. And in the faces of the passersby, she saw hints of magic and mystery she had never noticed before.”

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Under the White Oak Tree

Between you and me – yes, this is a true story and yes, I am “Ashley”. There really was a “Jules”. I had a massive crush on her. We were friends for a lot of my time in “Franklinville”. Happy ending to the story is that we both did end up moving away (and never moved back). I haven’t spoken to her since HS, however. “Jules”, I hope you’re doing well out there! *Author’s Note: I actually found the drawing! Yes, I actually drew her, I know. After taking a picture and uploading it, I made some edits as to preserve the identities of those involved, however.** 

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Naples ’98

Naples: where the nights are hot, the whiskey is cold, and Francesco Sarracino’s life is about to go up in flames. Caught between an exhausted wife, a demanding father, and a golden-haired goomar, Francesco thinks he’s got it all figured out. A little nightlife here, a dash of family man there, and voila! The perfect recipe for having his cannoli and eating it too. But when his brilliant plan to escape it all goes south faster than you can say “Mamma mia,” Francesco learns the hard way that in the game of love and duty, sometimes you lose more than just your shirt. Will our hapless hero sail off into the sunset or sink faster than the Titanic? One thing’s for sure: in Naples, happy endings are about as rare as a quiet night at Piazza Bellini.

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A Case That Needs Pursuit

Set in London, England, once a renowned journalist, the inconspicious and meticulous Sophie Saint-Clair now works as a private consultant with the Metropolitan Police Service also know as the London Police. In this first addition to her story, Sophie helps solve ‘The Murder of the Teacher’s Wife’, as well as his neighbour’s case. Sophie questions a witness, Juliet Hopkins on the murder of Pamela Nelson. Whilst questioning her, Sophie couldn’t help, but notice that Juliet’s husband murder might not just be a bulgary went wrong.

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A Day in the Life of James Bonny

Bonny’s wife won’t answer her phone. His girlfriend is being suspicious. God only knows the last time he’s seen his kids. What constitutes a bender again? Bonny’s definitely not the one to ask. How exactly can this dude afford a boat? Wait doesn’t he also have an ex-wife? Jeez no wonder strange men are knocking on his door at all hours at the night. I think it might be time to pony up, James Bonny.

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There is only Google, and Amazon, and Facebook, and Apple, and Exxon, and Pfizer, and Blackrock.

Feeling the soul-crushing weight of the capitalist machine? Tired of trading your humanity for a corner office? Well, you’re in luck! Introducing the “Mad as Hell” Executive Enlightenment Program™! Watch as our unnamed protagonist goes from boardroom yes-man to anti-corporate crusader, all thanks to a eye-opening chat with his woke Gen-Z daughter! With our patented Profit-to-Purpose™ conversion system, you too can learn to prioritize people over profits and stick it to the man, all while keeping your six-figure salary and stock options! Act now and receive a free “I’m a human being, not a spreadsheet!” bumper sticker. Don’t wait until the revolution passes you by – join the “Mad as Hell” movement today!

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5:01

Arnaud Chien collapsed on the floor of the bathroom stall. The hot tear burned around the edges of his eyes as he felt the hot iron rod twist deeper and deeper into his abdomen. He tried his best to breath but each inhale was irrupted but abrupt gasps. This was the third time this had […]

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Whispers between Bites

A short story by Francis C. Sorvino. In an aging Italian restaurant called Angelo’s, Lou and Sasha navigate a tense third date, using playful speculation about fellow diners Tyler and Stephen to ease the mood. Unbeknownst to them, Tyler and Stephen are grappling with a serious relationship crisis, as Tyler confesses feelings for another. Sasha’s attempt to maintain levity with an invented story contrasts sharply with the real, poignant drama unfolding at the next table, highlighting the complexity and unpredictability of human relationships.

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In Defense of the Noise

“In Defense of the Noise” is a captivating short story that delves into the complex dynamics of four friends gathered in a cozy kitchen. On a seemingly ordinary Saturday evening, the air is thick with unspoken thoughts and past reminiscences. As they navigate through awkward silences and forced small talk, an old story about a chance encounter at a bar resurfaces, bringing with it a mix of nostalgia, unresolved tensions, and bitter undertones. The narrative skillfully weaves together themes of change, memory, and the impact of time on relationships, all set against the backdrop of a mundane suburban setting. This story subtly explores the intricate layers of friendship and marriage, leaving the reader reflecting on the unspoken undercurrents that often linger beneath the surface of everyday interactions.

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